The stench in here is terrible. I wish this window opened...
Wait, is this..... a fern?! What kind of crazy person keeps a fern indoors? They can't have any allergies that's for trues. Or any kind of functioning nose for that matter.
That's strange, the TV's off but warm. They must have just left. Or maybe they were never here?!
Last I checked, this is a major trip hazard. Unless, this person nonchalantly floats about without a care in the world?!
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